Be well acquainted the following hookah smokers types of people and reply which one is you/ or offer ideas.
1. The Whales - some people with pneumonia they enjoy but who smokes after them enjoy less, because they destroy the whole point, as they smoke "harder" the tobacco will burn faster.
2. The Cowardly - people who are afraid to take a smoke, that's fine but are you 'pretend'?
3. The destroyers - the tube connected to a water pipe, hookah connected urn head and body, the pipe has a certain length, got my point?
4. The fixers - those that always improvise and play with the coal, always with their hand tongs, stop! Enjoy your head and you do not have to move the coal talk about that later.
5. The strangers - those who come to you without even knowing you want a smoke, do share but with mouth fairies and make sure they did not stay long (unless you have no friends).
6. The Observers - those who know exactly how long and how many smoke everyone smoked, they look at you all the time when it's your turn to smoke, Tip: Don't have eye contact!
7. The filthy - they leave your house with used foil, the ones that put everything on the table (not the expression).
8. The wet ones - those most irritating, most do not have a gf so they kiss with the nozzle (French) those who leave all their spit on the tube and mouthpiece, there may be side effects of purring, spitting and coughing.
9. The chokers - those that no matter what, even with a new head and a new hookah, they always choke, for those of you with glasses it's good to protect the cough spit on you.
10. The Settlers - those that no matter what they do not leave the hookah, they would talk on the phone prepare an omelet; go to the bathroom with a hookah.
11. The Enthusiasts - those who see a hookah for the first time and if they discovered America...
12. The Complainants - those that no matter how good the hookah is they always complain ..
13. The sluts - those we love, those girls just look for the smoke you have and transfer it to their mouth, watch out for those with herpes.
14. The Sterile - the ones who have mouth, and must clean the hookah every half hour it is still harmful to your health.
15. The Addicts - those who smoke hookah all the time... Like me.
16. The Very addicts - those who smoke hookah every hour, taking her shower, eat with, sleep with it and I hate to think what else, like a friend not to mention his name.
17. The guy who Understand - they lecture you for hours on how to make the hookah right, and where to get the water but usually once you ask them to prepare it, they are avoided.
18. The Stunned - as settlers but they do not do it on purpose.
19. The Jugglers - those who can get black smoke rings of their ***.
20. Those who Try - poor jugglers.
21. The Preachers - "You know hookah is worse than a cigarette?" Tip: Do not answer them, you do not get away.
22. The Parents who care - I had someone who bought tobacco for her 13 -year-old girl but she wanted it to be without nicotine... Ummm... Well... (There is by the way)
23. The Parents that smell - those Snort you shoes to head to see if you smoked...
24. The Cool parents - those who wish to smoke with you together .. Um .. Weird..
25. The nagging gf - did not want you to buy tobacco, no matter what...
26. The enthusiast gf- that you both feel you are doing something forbidden by buying tobacco.
27. The smoker gf - who smokes more than you do?
28. The friend who stuck - always lacked charcoal or tobacco or hookah...
29. The using friend - will take tobacco and coals from you without you knowing .. Go find now coconut tobacco at 4 and a half in the morning...
30. The Pressing friend - The one you first started smoke with (peer pressure has been said)
31. The cheapest friend – put three tobacco leaves at the top and wants to light another coal...
32. The generous - can kill an entire pack of tobacco on one head ..
33. The Neighbor - that always complains about the smell.
34. The new friends from the grocery store - those you knew when you buy tobacco from, again and again, even if they are 68 years old.
35. The bench lovers - those who sit on benches in the middle of nowhere with a hookah, even if -12 degrees outside.
36. The Heavy equipment operators - those who must leave the house with a two meters hookah.
37. The organized - all those who have everything and those who have a suitcase with all the accessory cells.
38. The considerate - the ones who told the settlers to give you a smoke.
39. The Seemingly considerate - the ones who told the settlers to give you a smoke. but always take about three smokes before they pass it to you.
40. The Inspectors - those who always take care that everything goes in turns.
41. The Have to go person - those who care always to remind you they are going soon and give them to smoke.
42. The Seemingly have to go - those who care always to remind you they are going soon and give them to smoke, but they never leave.
43. The Manipulators - those who always take care to sit in the middle and they will always smoke more.
44. The jackass friend - they let you smoke, pull the tube, and take your smoke, or any other nonsense.
45. The Confused - they never remember the order to prepare a hookah, most times they forget to fill water or light a coal, and most of them are also "The Stunned".
46. The Uncomprehending - those that no matter how many times you explain to them, they still ask how much tobacco to put at the top.
47. The Seemingly do not understand / avoiding - those who understand very well but act as if they have no idea, often they are also "The complainers"," The fixers "or" The guy who understand ".
48. The Suspicious - they always think that you use drugs with the hookah.
49. The influenced - the ones who have dizziness, headaches or hallucinations (WTF? What have you got there?) But always take another hit.
50. The Masters - there are not many like me, have your master (me, me, me).
51. Those who can count
2. The Cowardly - people who are afraid to take a smoke, that's fine but are you 'pretend'?
3. The destroyers - the tube connected to a water pipe, hookah connected urn head and body, the pipe has a certain length, got my point?
4. The fixers - those that always improvise and play with the coal, always with their hand tongs, stop! Enjoy your head and you do not have to move the coal talk about that later.
5. The strangers - those who come to you without even knowing you want a smoke, do share but with mouth fairies and make sure they did not stay long (unless you have no friends).
6. The Observers - those who know exactly how long and how many smoke everyone smoked, they look at you all the time when it's your turn to smoke, Tip: Don't have eye contact!
7. The filthy - they leave your house with used foil, the ones that put everything on the table (not the expression).
8. The wet ones - those most irritating, most do not have a gf so they kiss with the nozzle (French) those who leave all their spit on the tube and mouthpiece, there may be side effects of purring, spitting and coughing.
9. The chokers - those that no matter what, even with a new head and a new hookah, they always choke, for those of you with glasses it's good to protect the cough spit on you.
10. The Settlers - those that no matter what they do not leave the hookah, they would talk on the phone prepare an omelet; go to the bathroom with a hookah.
11. The Enthusiasts - those who see a hookah for the first time and if they discovered America...
12. The Complainants - those that no matter how good the hookah is they always complain ..
13. The sluts - those we love, those girls just look for the smoke you have and transfer it to their mouth, watch out for those with herpes.
14. The Sterile - the ones who have mouth, and must clean the hookah every half hour it is still harmful to your health.
15. The Addicts - those who smoke hookah all the time... Like me.
16. The Very addicts - those who smoke hookah every hour, taking her shower, eat with, sleep with it and I hate to think what else, like a friend not to mention his name.
17. The guy who Understand - they lecture you for hours on how to make the hookah right, and where to get the water but usually once you ask them to prepare it, they are avoided.
18. The Stunned - as settlers but they do not do it on purpose.
19. The Jugglers - those who can get black smoke rings of their ***.
20. Those who Try - poor jugglers.
21. The Preachers - "You know hookah is worse than a cigarette?" Tip: Do not answer them, you do not get away.
22. The Parents who care - I had someone who bought tobacco for her 13 -year-old girl but she wanted it to be without nicotine... Ummm... Well... (There is by the way)
23. The Parents that smell - those Snort you shoes to head to see if you smoked...
24. The Cool parents - those who wish to smoke with you together .. Um .. Weird..
25. The nagging gf - did not want you to buy tobacco, no matter what...
26. The enthusiast gf- that you both feel you are doing something forbidden by buying tobacco.
27. The smoker gf - who smokes more than you do?
28. The friend who stuck - always lacked charcoal or tobacco or hookah...
29. The using friend - will take tobacco and coals from you without you knowing .. Go find now coconut tobacco at 4 and a half in the morning...
30. The Pressing friend - The one you first started smoke with (peer pressure has been said)
31. The cheapest friend – put three tobacco leaves at the top and wants to light another coal...
32. The generous - can kill an entire pack of tobacco on one head ..
33. The Neighbor - that always complains about the smell.
34. The new friends from the grocery store - those you knew when you buy tobacco from, again and again, even if they are 68 years old.
35. The bench lovers - those who sit on benches in the middle of nowhere with a hookah, even if -12 degrees outside.
36. The Heavy equipment operators - those who must leave the house with a two meters hookah.
37. The organized - all those who have everything and those who have a suitcase with all the accessory cells.
38. The considerate - the ones who told the settlers to give you a smoke.
39. The Seemingly considerate - the ones who told the settlers to give you a smoke. but always take about three smokes before they pass it to you.
40. The Inspectors - those who always take care that everything goes in turns.
41. The Have to go person - those who care always to remind you they are going soon and give them to smoke.
42. The Seemingly have to go - those who care always to remind you they are going soon and give them to smoke, but they never leave.
43. The Manipulators - those who always take care to sit in the middle and they will always smoke more.
44. The jackass friend - they let you smoke, pull the tube, and take your smoke, or any other nonsense.
45. The Confused - they never remember the order to prepare a hookah, most times they forget to fill water or light a coal, and most of them are also "The Stunned".
46. The Uncomprehending - those that no matter how many times you explain to them, they still ask how much tobacco to put at the top.
47. The Seemingly do not understand / avoiding - those who understand very well but act as if they have no idea, often they are also "The complainers"," The fixers "or" The guy who understand ".
48. The Suspicious - they always think that you use drugs with the hookah.
49. The influenced - the ones who have dizziness, headaches or hallucinations (WTF? What have you got there?) But always take another hit.
50. The Masters - there are not many like me, have your master (me, me, me).
51. Those who can count
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